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Here's the blurb from the back cover:
Do you dream of becoming the poster kid for Christian perfection? Then get ready to be baptized in the glorious waters of modern Christian Culture!
How to Be a Perfect Christian is a step-by-step guide to grow you up from a clueless Christ-follower into a supercharged megabeliever. Discover how to:
*Join The Right Church - See how to ditch that group of hopeless losers holding you back and find a church that's built around you.
*Vet Your Pastor - Assess his command of sermon acronyms and alliteration - plus his grasp of dynamic gestures.
*Worship Like A Pro - Find out how to have a worship experience that leaves you with that all-important, addicting emotional high.
*Do Life Together - Master the art of never letting anyone get close enough to your life to see what a mess it is below the surface.
Wait! There's Much More - like acting the church potluck and serving the church without lifting a finger. This book is filled with everything you need to be your best spiritual self, even a free inspirational coloring page!