Wednesday, May 6, 2020

Blu-ray Review - The Nines (2007)


Late last night, I watched the 2007 movie The Nines (R; 100 minutes), starring Ryan Reynolds, a movie I had never heard of before Mill Creek Entertainment released it on Blu-ray (Amazon, Best Buy, Walmart). There are no special features or bonus extras.

Written and directed by John August, The Nines is split into three different chapters (The Prisoner, Reality Television, and Knowing) with Ryan Reynolds playing an unique character in each short.

The Prisoner centers on Gary (played by Reynolds), a famous actor who's under house arrest in another person's house after burning down his own home. The owner of the house is a television writer, Gavin (also played by Reynolds in "Reality Television"). His only connection to the outside world is through his public relations agent, Margaret (played by Melissa McCarthy) and his married neighbor, Sarah (played by Hope Davis). After being in isolation for a few days, Gary believes he's being haunted by "the nines."

Reality Television centers on a television writer, Gavin, who's trying to get his pilot, Knowing, produced. His series would star Melissa McCarthy as a mother who gets lost with her daughter. Sadly, Gavin's original vision for Knowing will never come to function because of a meddling executive producer, Susan (played by Davis).

Knowing centers on a video game designer Gabriel (played by Reynolds), his wife, Mary (played by McCarthy), and their daughter, Noelle (played by Elle Fanning), whose vehicle breaks down in the middle of nowhere. Leaving them behind, he goes in search of help and runs across Sierra (played by Davis), who helps him connect the dots left behind from the previous stories.

Final Thoughts


I'm a big Ryan Reynolds fan, so I was looking forward to watching The Nines, but this movie was so confusing. It begins decent, but it quickly falls apart by the second chapter. The acting from the entire cast is excellent. The main issue I have with the film is with the writing, as the story doesn't make a bit of sense.

What's the point of the movie? Please, somebody, explain the ending to me.

For those of you who need to know, the picture and sound quality on the Blu-ray is good.

Overall, The Nines is a waste of time to watch. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.



Sunday, May 3, 2020

Sunday Post - Black Ambrosia, Grudge Match, and Escape To Witch Mountain

Sunday Post is a weekly meme hosted by Kimberly @ Caffeinated Book Reviewer!

Good Morning, Everyone!


There's nothing more shocking than getting a jolt of electricity shot through your body in the middle of the night from an electric blanket! Yep, that's exactly what happened to me on Tuesday night. The odd thing is, I turned the blanket off. Don't worry, I'm feeling just fine. Let's just say, I couldn't go back to sleep that night for obvious reasons. I have unplugged the blanket from the outlet.

Saturday, May 2, 2020

Review - Goosebumps SlappyWorld: Diary of a Dummy


I was a few months shy of being an 11-year-old during the summer of 1992 when I first ventured into the haunted world of Goosebumps by R.L. Stine after stumbling upon Welcome to Dead House and Stay Out of the Basement at a Walmart. I had no clue how popular the series would become until I saw other middle graders reading the books. Then it became a phenomenon when the low-budget anthology series debuted on Fox Kids in 1995. The love for all things Goosebumps disappeared by the start of the new millennium. Scholastic relaunched the Goosebumps franchise in 2008 with R.L. Stine returning to write the spinoffs Horrorland, Most Wanted, and SlappyWorld.

Friday, May 1, 2020

Book Blogger Hop - May 1st - 7th


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Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Digital Review - Guns Akimbo (2019)

Yesterday, Lionsgate Home Entertainment released the action flick Guns Akimbo (R; 98 minutes) on Blu-ray (+ Digital), DVD, and Digital, starring Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter films) and Samara Weaving (Ready or Not).

Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Blu-ray Review - Fit To Kill (1993)


The eighth installment of Andy Sidaris's Triple B series, Fit To Kill (AMAZON, Walmart, Best Buy), is now available to own on Blu-ray from Mill Creek Entertainment, who kindly sent me a copy, along with Hard Hunted, (read my review here) to review on this blog. It includes a movieSpree digital code.

The Triple B (L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies) series began with 1985's Malibu Express and ended in 1998 with Return To Savage Beach. Andy Sidaris directed these films on a low-budget, with bad acting, cheesy dialogue, over-the-top violence, and plenty of nudity from Playboy Playmates and Penthouse Pets. Malibu Express is a private detective story, while the rest of the series centers on the operatives of The Agency (Molokai Cargo) in Hawaii.

Sunday, April 26, 2020

Sunday Post - Locke & Key, The Turning, and The Kill Society

Sunday Post is a weekly meme hosted by Kimberly @ Caffeinated Book Reviewer!

Good Morning, Everyone!


It looks like Missouri will lift the stay-at-home order on May 4th or 5th, but we're still in a state of emergency until June 15th. Probably not the smartest move by Governor Parson, especially with Memorial Day weekend only weeks away. There's no way people will keep to the six-foot rule for that weekend. I am staying at home, where it's safe.