Yo!
My
name’s Sykosa and I’ve only been alive, like, sixteen years, so I
haven’t saved the rain forest or anything like that. (Though, I’d
like to! SAVE THE RAINFOREST!!)
Anyhow,
my father is a union leader for the ILWU. That’s the International
Longshore and Warehouse Union. He used to have to lift a lot of stuff
and work really hard, but now his job is mostly going to meetings and
being stressed out about stuff. My mother is a homemaker, and we
probably spent too much time together when I was a child, so now we
fight sometimes. I’ve lived in the same house my entire life. It’s
a modest property in Lake Forest Park, which is in the Seattle
metropolitan area. As can be deciphered from the “lake,”
“forest,” and, “park,” there’re a lot of lakes, forests,
and parks in Lake Forest Park. People here are very boring and
insufferable like that.