DVD Review: Teeth & Blood

Teeth & Blood
Director: Al Franklin & Pamela J. Richardson
Starring: Glen Plummer, Michelle Van Der Water, Sean Christopher
Studio: RLJ Entertainment
Release Date: March 10, 2014
Retail: $27.97
ASIN: B00QHCKHJE
Running Time: 101 minutes
Rating: Not Rated
Buy Link: Amazon

Review:

Now available to own on DVD and Digital Video from RLJ Entertainment is the horror flick Teeth & Blood. Directed by Al Franklin & Pamela J. Richardson, the film stars Glen Plummer (Saw II), Danielle Vega (Hulu's "East Los High"), King Kedar (Preacher's Kid) and Michelle Van Der Water (VH1's "Single Ladies"). There are no special features or extras on the DVD.

Teeth & Blood takes place on the "Chapel Blood" movie set, a film that is being directed by Vincent Augustine (played by Glenn Plummer). It seems that some of the film's profits will be donated to the city for a new synthetic blood bank, the current blood donation supply for the city is awfully low.

After the film's star Elizabeth Thornrich (played by Steffinnie Phrommany) is murdered on the set, the body disappears from the corner's van. This gets the attention of detectives Mike Hung (played by Sean Hutchinson) and Sasha Colfax (played by Michelle Van Der Water), who are assigned to the case. They plan on solving the case before the press find out about the murder.

Sasha goes undercover as an actress to try to lure killer, but she stumbles upon something she never imagined - a clan of vampires.

Now I don't mind watching a B-vampire flick, as I have seen more than plenty of them over the years, but Teeth & Blood is one of the worst! It has horrible cinematography, acting and special effects. I won't go into details about the plot as there wasn't much of one to begin with. The dialogue was so laughable that I couldn't figure out if this was a horror movie or a really bad comedy. Overall, Teeth & Blood has nothing to offer for vampire fans. Actually, itt makes the Twilight Saga tolerable.