July 17, 2017

Book Blast: UNCLE NEDDY'S FUNERAL




Now available purchase on Kindle is the new suspense-thriller Uncle Neddy's Funeral by L.M. Pampuro.



What's the book about?

Giuseppe Vittorio Vaffanculo, a.k.a. Neddy, is not a bad person, he just holds himself in high praise. Neddy is the perfect target for Rayleigh O’Connor, member of an underworld organization and soon to be Ms. Neddy number five. As part of the Vaffanculo-Cuzzuto clan, Neddy is the perfect mark Rayleigh needs to avenge the death of a comrade by killing Victor Cuzzuto.

All Victor Cuzzuto wants to do is finally retire to the beach, spend time with his family, and hand over the reins of his Federal Investigation branch office to his protégée, Bruno. Uncle Neddy’s Funeral - The King Of Bad Decisions.


Here's a sneak peek!



Both Gia and Amelia gave a slight nod, leaned back in their chairs. Legs crossed at the knees they mirrored each other’s worried glances, unconsciously tapping their bottom foot. Angela relaxed a little in her chair. To her left, her husband Joe, snored quietly. Angela poked his arm. He would jump a little, smile at her, only to close his eyes again.

He held her left hand in his. Every so often she would feel a gentle squeeze. Ah, my Joseph, he works so hard at the restaurant. Still cleaning up his brother’s messes. She thought, so he’s napping. He is not disrespectful. It’s his brother’s funeral not mine. He’s better not nap at my funeral. A laugh escapes from her lips. Who am I kidding. I will bury him first. Here, a little nap hurts no one. Uhg – look at the line – I’m sure half are here because they love Neddy, the others want to make sure he’s dead. Her lips turned up into a discreet smile. Iksch – This is all good. All these people here. This will help us with our situation. I wonder how many know? She glances at her mother-in-law who now moved from playing with her teeth to eating what looks like a pignoli cookie. Now where did those cookies come from? Crumbs float down the old lady’s face. Angela nudged a tissue into Enzo’s hand. She pointed towards the older lady. “Oh, for crying aloud,” he proceeded to float down the row to the matriarch’s side, causing as little commotion as possible.

“Mrs. V, you need to stop with the cookies,” he reprimanded in a hushed voice the people in the back of the room could hear.

“I’m ninety years old…”

“You are not ninety, you are only eighty-five.”

“The stunad caused me so much stress I aged five years.” Enzo bit the inside of his cheek yet the grin across his face gave him away.

“I understand, but still, it is disrespectful to be chowing down at Neddy’s…”

“What’s disrespectful is having this idiota talk about someone her never met!” As the word idiota came out of the old lady’s lips, all those in close vicinity did the sign of the cross. The gesture continued down the rows like the wave at a football game.



Giveaway

L.M. Pampuro will be awarding a $25 Amazon or Barnes and Noble GC to a randomly drawn winner via rafflecopter during the tour.


a Rafflecopter giveaway



About the Author

L.M. Pampuro is the author of five novels: Dancing With Faith, Maximum Mayhem, The Perfect Pitch, Passenger – the only game in town, and Uncle Neddy’s Funeral. (All available at Amazon.com) She is an avid skier, loves dancing to live music, and possess a warped sense of humor.

For more information, please visit www.pampuro.com.

Follow the author on Facebook, and Goodreads.

8 comments:

  1. This book sounds like something I'd really enjoy reading, thank you for sharing!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Congrats on the tour and thanks for the chance to win :)

    ReplyDelete
  3. Hi Folks! L.M. Pampuro here. Thank you to the Coffee Addicted Writer for featuring Uncle Neddy's Funeral today. Enjoy the excerpt and remember to register to win a $25 Amazon gift certificate. For more about me visit Pampuro.com. :)

    ReplyDelete
  4. Great post - I'm looking forward to reading this one!

    ReplyDelete
  5. Sounds like a mafia read lol That's not a bad thing mind you, haha I'd like to read this! :)

    ReplyDelete
  6. I would love to really read your book.

    ReplyDelete

Featured Post!

Music Review & Giveaway: Nichole Nordeman: Every Mile Mattered

iTunes ; Spotify ; Amazon While almost everyone knows that I'm a bookworm, many of you don't know that I'm also a music l...

Goodreads





2017 Reading Challenge



Billy has
read 5 books toward
his goal of
200 books.


hide







Rating System

AMAZING!!! Go get this book right now!!

Great! Highly Recommend

It's ok. Borrow from a friend material.

Not that good but at least read the blurb.

Leave it on the shelf!

Blog Stats



Google PageRank Checker


Future Google PR for www.coffeeaddictedwriter.com - 5.16



Visitors

Designed by Blogovation Design. Powered by Blogger.

Follow Me

Followers

Linky Followers!

Follow My Blog!

Click here to follow this blog and view my other followers...

Follow by Email

Archives

Grab My Badge

Find Me On